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نكت مصرية 2013

01 أغسطس 2013

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم, السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاتة, أهلا بكم في أول موضع من صفحة نكت مصرية الخاص ب Heemhamoo News. أتمني ان تنال إعجابكم هذه النكت " نكت مصرية 2013 " وإن شاء الله سنحاول جاهدين ان نقوم بتوفير أكبر عدد ممكن من نكت 2013 مصريه جديدة وأيضا نكت مصرية جديدة يوتيوب.

نكت مصرية 2013

واحد محشش و بخيل ..بيقول لمراته يوم عيد ميلادها .. ها ... عاوزة هدية إيه ... تاخدي فلوس ولا أديكي موبايلي الجديد ؟؟؟

مراته فكرت و قالت في سرها ... ده واحد بخيل لو قلتله هات فلوس هيديني 3 جنيه وربع، قامت قالتله خلاص إديني موبايلك الجديد ... قالها ماشي إكتبي عندك ... 01234567890 XD

طالب محشش جاله سؤال في إمتحان اللغة العربية بعد بيت شعر ..السؤال هو: بماذا صور الشاعر بيت الشعر السابق ??!!!!

جاوب المحشش، ب جالاكسي إس 4 اللي هموت واشترية :( :(

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